Thursday, Sep. 10, 2009
Bartender: Chris Roberts, 29
Where: Tavern in the Forest
Question: From 1-10, 10 being the easiest, how easy is it to hook up with a co-worker? Answer: I'd say it's a 10.
How many co-workers have you hooked up with? I'll have to leave that question alone. Are shoe sizes really equivalent to other sizes on a male's body? Well I wear a size 14.
Have you ever cruised Ocean Boulevard on a moped? I have not, and I don't aspire to, either.
Radio, CDs or iPod? CDs.
What's in your CD player right now? War.
What's the last concert you went to? Willie Nelson at House of Blues. It was great.
On a woman: nose ring, tongue ring, belly button ring or nipple ring? Belly button ring.
Would you rather puke on a police officer or puke on a date? I'll have to go with the cop on that one ... maybe he's used to it.
Cocoon is to butterfly like vodka is to __? Firefly - as in Firefly Vodka.
Would you rather be with a woman who shopped with your money all the time or farted all the time? Hmm ... I guess farted all the time.
Do you think it's sexy when a girl burps? If that's what she likes to do, go for it. I guess if I can accept the fart, I can accept the burp.
Have you ever had sex behind the bar? Actually, I haven't, but I am always aspiring to do-so. What's the best after sex drink? Whatever is the closest thing to the bed and takes the least amount of movement to get to. What's the best primer drink? Gin, baby! Tanqueray.
What's the best hangover drink? In my eyes, Gatorade.
What's the best hangover cure? Stay drunk ... keep drinking ... or start drinking again.
What do you think about Brett Favre playing for the Vikings? If he's still got it, go for it, man.
Golden Tee, Silver Strike or Bags? Probably Silver Strike.
Do you bowl in real life? Actually, I'd probably just bowl a 10. Thank God for electronics.
Chris's Signature Drink:
Pay Day Shot
