Do you have the hots for the barista pouring your steaming cappuccino at your favorite java joint?
Or does your mechanic really get your gears shifting?
In search of the Grand Strand's most desirable fresh faces (and hot bods), Surge enlisted readers to nominate local folks for the inaugural Lust List - which makes its debut right here, right now.
After getting more than 50 nominations, the Surge staff poured over the submissions and selected the top seven lust-worthy individuals; and our readers selected the eighth and final spot, which you'll see here presented as the Readers' Choice.
So without further adieu, we present to you, the Weekly Surge Lust List 2008.
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Abby Payne, 21
Occupation: Salon Coordinator at Mirage Hair Studio
Hometown: Niles, Mich.
Can you say multi-task? This lusty specimen has it under control, splitting her time between serving as Salon Coordinator at Mirage Hair Studio and hitting the books at Coastal Carolina University. Fellahs' jaws drop when they enter the salon and lay their eyes on this brunette beauty, and the lusting begins immediately. And don't let the innocent look fool you, says her Lust List nominator, Angela Noreck: "She has this look to her that says, "I may look sweet, but I am a wild girl!" We feel your Payne, we honestly do.
Let's find out, in her own words, what makes her lust-worthy:
Do you work out or are you naturally hot?
I run a marathon everyday, besides that, it is all natural.
Do you have any hidden talents?
Where do I begin? I am the best singer ever, thanks to my vocal coach.
Do you have any irrational fears, like being scared of clowns?
Nope, I am fearless.
What's on your iPod?
Michael Jackson, Brand New, Britney Spears, Carrie Underwood and of course Michael Bolton.
Myspace or Facebook?
I hate both.
McCain or Obama?
Obama (my father cannot see this).
What turns you on?
Honesty; someone who can make me laugh and someone who can make great oatmeal.
What turns you off?
Dirty sheets, farting (it's only okay when I do it) and I HATE pretty boys.
What is one thing that you'd change about the Grand Strand?
I wish it was located in the North, right next to Niles, Mich.
Do you have any tattoos, and if so, where are they located and what do they depict?
Yes, on my forearm that says "la bella vita" and one on my ass of Michael Jackson.
Brendan O'Connor, 41
Occupation: Retired New York City policeman; member of local act Band on the Rum
Hometown: Levittown, N.Y.
Current Residence: Myrtle Beach
He proves that 41 is the new 21 - and that being a dad is very sexy. Can you say DILF? Says his nominator Lisa O' Connor, "He's handsome. And he is the best father that two children could ever have." If you want his respect, though, you'd better be able to look him straight in the peepers.
In his own words, O' Connor explains his lust-worthiness:
Do you work out or are you naturally hot?
I've always worked out and stayed in shape my whole life, but due to some health issues, I haven't worked out hard in about six or seven years.
Do you have any hidden talents?
I don't know if I'd say they're hidden talents. I have many talents, and people who know me know what those talents are.
Do you have any irrational fears, like being scared of clowns?
I don't have many fears. But I am scared of flying ever since Sept. 11. I need a few adult beverages in me before I fly.
What's on your iPod?
I have a little of everything on my iPod. Everything from Elvis to Kid Rock, Kenny Chesney to Van Morrison, Johnny Cash to U2, and Hootie & the Blowfish to Lynyrd Skynyrd.
MySpace or Facebook?
MySpace...not sure what Facebook is.
McCain or Obama?
Neither...McCain is too old, and the name Obama sounds a little too much like Osama.
What turns you on?
Eyes, hair, and smile.
What turns you off?
People who can't look me in the eyes when they're talking to me. I don't trust anyone who can't make eye contact.
What is one thing that you'd change about the Grand Strand?
I've been living here for five years, and I absolutely love it here, especially in the fall and winter. Lately, the summer traffic is getting a bit out of control. So if I had to change anything, I guess it would be the roads or the traffic patterns. And we also need a few more good New York pizza joints.
Do you have any tattoos, and if so, where are they located and what do they depict?
I have two tattoos. I have an angel on my hip which is for my brother Dennis who passed away. And I have an NYPD memorial tattoo on my left calf.
Darrah Bordeaux Dawson, 22
Occupation: Receptionist at East Coast Honda
Hometown: Surfside Beach
Current residence: That same ol' house
Sure, we'll buy a new car - if Dawson comes with it. Her admirers think she's so lust-inspiring, that "even the girl's damn teeth are hot,'' according to her Lust List nominator. Physical attractiveness aside, this gal's love of laughter and lust for life makes her even sexier. And she's walking proof that many times, blondes do have more fun. Guys, if you want to impress her, you've got to take a shower. And have something in your wallet besides an I.D.
Find out what makes this quintessential beach bunny lust-worthy, in her own words:
Do you work out or are you naturally hot?
Oh, well, I barely work out at all (trying to work on that) so if that makes me naturally hot, I'll take it.
Do you have any hidden talents?
Does having a tongue like Gene Simmons count?
Do you have any irrational fears like being afraid of clowns?
I'm scared of the dark.
What's on your iPod?
What iPod? You must mean my Walkman.
Myspace or Facebook?
Myspace.
McCain or Obama?
McCain, McCain, McCain! (I have a thing against paying for other people...)
What turns you on?
Gorgeous eyes...mmm and boys that smell good.
What turns you off?
Losers, cheaters, and broke people. They love me! Oh, and boys that smell bad.
What is one thing that you'd change about the Grand Strand?
I'd put the Pavilion back - it's so different without it.
Do you have any tattoos, and if so, where are they located and what do they depict?
Not yet...let's just say that.
Johnny Alexander, 24
Occupation: VIP Manager at Club Kryptonite
Hometown: Chicago, IL
Current residence: Myrtle Beach
Sexual Chocolate. That's not just the name of Eddie Murphy's fictional band in "Coming to America" - it can apply to this sharp-dressing, on-his-game VIP manager who makes sure his clientele feel pampered when out for a night on the town. "He always takes care of me and my friends when we go there,'' says Lust List nominator Ashley Evavold. And bald is beautiful for this aspiring actor. "He has that sexy chocolate bald head and smooth skin and he always dresses to impress,'' continued his nominator. But if you're going to get some reciprocal lust from this guy, no wishy-washiness is allowed.
In his own words, he describes his lustitude:
Do you work out or are you naturally hot?
A little from column A and a little from column B.
Do you have any hidden talents?
I have many talents, but there not the crazy ones like sword swallowing or fire breathing
Do you have any irrational fears, like being scared of clowns?
Yes, I have Arachibutyrophobia. Just kiddin' - I'm not scared of peanut butter.
What's on your iPod?
A little bit of everything. But Chicago-style house music gets played the most.
MySpace or Facebook?
MySpace! Add me bitches: www.myspace.com/trckstar30
McCain or Obama?
Wouldn't you like to know?
What turns you on?
Hmmmm, got to have confidence, sense of humor, intelligence, goals, decisiveness. Sorry, I'm hard to please.
What turns you off?
Lack of self-esteem, laziness, lack of confidence, negativity, lack of trust, no ambitions.
What is one thing that you'd change about the Grand Strand?
I dunno, I guess it's fine the way it is. But I'm sure I'll complain about something later.
Do you have any tattoos, and if so, where are they located and what do they depict?
Yes I have three tattoos; one is a cross with ribbons around it on my arm, which I got when my father died. I also have two stars on my chest; one on the left and one on the right. I got them when I booked my first acting job which meant a lot to me. 'Cause one day I'm going to be a star!
Emi Davis, 36
Occupation: Hair and makeup artist
Hometown: Baltimore
Current residence: Myrtle Beach
A beauty expert professionally, she's also an unofficial life coach, helping inspire other women. Her husband, Chris Davis, says it's her level of compassion and commitment that drives the lust meter off the charts: "Obviously, she's hot, but more than that, it is her art of reaching out to women who are hurting and feel bad about themselves. She takes these women and physically shows them how beautiful they are.'' Attitude certainly inspires one to lust after someone else and you've got to like this `tude: she says the best exercise can be had between the sheets. She's not fond of Peeping Toms, however, or Big Brother.
In her own words, she describes her lust-worthiness:
Do you work out or are you naturally hot?
I use to work out faithfully, but I've given that up now. Besides, sex is the best workout.
Do you have any hidden talents?
You should ask my husband this one...
Do you have any irrational fears, like being scared of clowns?
I guess I do...the shower curtain MUST be opened when using the bathroom, and I'm always looking for holes in the walls in bathrooms and dressing rooms for hidden cameras.
What's on your iPod?
Since the iPod is my 10-year-old's, I've been listening to Panic at the Disco and I'm loving them now.
MySpace or Facebook?
MySpace.
McCain or Obama?
McCain.
What turns you on?
There are a few things that turn me on, but at the end of the day, it's coming home to my hot-ass husband that's the biggest turn on.
What turns you off?
MySpace pervs ... rudeness ... arrogance (though that can be a turn-on as well).
What is one thing that you'd change about the Grand Strand?
I don't like to listen to people that gripe about how things are done up North, but I would love to see better playgrounds, and more beach activities, like weekly bonfires put on by Parks and Rec (departments) to help unite local families better.
Do you have any tattoos, and if so, where are they located and what do they depict?
I have a small face of Betty Boop on the top of my thigh, done when I was 18-years-old. It was a spur of the moment thing - everyone said I looked like Betty Boop!
Keith Crolley, 27
Occupation: Deejay/songwriter/producer/real estate broker
Hometown: Myrtle Beach
Current Residence: Myrtle Beach
Tall, dark and handsome - it may be cliché, but it still rings true for this Lust List finalist. "Not only is he talented, he's really hot!'' says his Lust List nominator. "He's over six feet tall, dark skin and dark eyes. All of that and a great personality!" Women often cite confidence as a turn-on, and Crolley appears to be brimming with it. Just don't pass him a bottle of Heinz.
He tells you all about his lust-worthy style in his own words:
Do you work out or are you naturally hot?
I'll show you why I'm hot... I'm hot /cuz I'm fly - you ain't 'cuz you not. That's why I'm hot...If I could do anything I would hire a video crew and go on a permanent vacation and Start Keith TV.
Do you have any hidden talents?
Hide my talents? Why?! I'm a show off...I let the world know all my tight skillz.
Do you have any irrational fears, like being scared of clowns?
Nipple clamps, ski masks, jumper cables...for real I can't stand ketchup. Can't date a girl who eats it or even sit at a table when someone is eating it...Friggin' nasty.
What's on your iPod?
What's not on my iPod? All my killa beats and country, rock, rap, house, '90s techno.
MySpace or Facebook?
My Myspace is soo much cooler than yours.
McCain or Obama?
Bill Clinton 4 life, sucka.
What turns you on?
What doesn't turn me on? Trina and Li'l Kim could show me a thing or two.
What turns you off?
Man hands, ulgy feet- and when a girl takes off her clothes her body unfolds like a can of biscuits "POOF"... and ketchup.
What is one thing that you'd change about the Grand Strand?
When people think of the Grand Strand they should think of class. Therefore, there should be a Dick's Pawn and Eagles Superstore...and have a Crolley Express Travel Lane.
Do you have any tattoos, and if so, where are they located and what do they depict?
I'll give you a tattoo!
Jackie Giardina, 28
Occupation: Promotions Manager, House of Blues
Hometown: Orlando, Fla.
Current Residence: Myrtle Beach
If you're in a band and you've booked a show at the House of Blues in North Myrtle Beach, then you probably know this lust-worthy specimen. This self-professed '80s pop culture junkie is proud of her Italian-American heritage, and considers gravy to be red - and it goes on pasta. Working a demanding job dealing with those pesky media types (like us), she has made her mark in a short matter of time. "She's sooo pretty," said her co-worker and Lust List nominator Anne Marie Bailey. "She's only been in Myrtle Beach for a year, but has made quite an impression. How could you not vote for this girl?" It helps that she actually likes music and nightlife, since she works at a venue that sees some of the hottest rock, pop and hip-hop acts come through town.
Find out, in her own words, what makes her lust-worthy:
Do you work out or are you naturally hot?
This gal is all natural, except for the grill.
Do you have any hidden talents?
Yes.
Do you have any irrational fears, like being scared of clowns?
Crumbled napkins...ew.
What's on your iPod?
Alternative, classic, '80s, punk, pop, electronic and acid jazz.
MySpace or Facebook?
MySpace.
McCain or Obama?
Ross Perot.
What turns you on?
Confidence, music, humor and red wine.
What turns you off?
Complaining, messy living rooms, laziness, and poor hygiene.
What is one thing that you'd change about the Grand Strand?
Need wine bars, coffee shops, more then one Target, etc... I could go on for a while.
Do you have any tattoos, and if so, where are they located and what do they depict?
Yes on my ankle, (it) says "A Tattoo."
Martin Pettigrew, 27
Occupation: Self-employed/construction business
Hometown: Rimouski, Quebec
Current residence: Carolina Forest
This lust-worthy gentleman comes to us from north of the border, and we don't mean North Cackilacky, eh? A French Canadian-turned-Grand Strandian, he's a natural athlete that knows his way around the hockey rink as well as the softball field. And he's got secret admirers, such as his anonymous Lust List nominator who said: "Not only great to look at, but athletic, hard worker, intelligent and charismatic. Who wouldn't kill for that French accent?" A former Surge cover model, he's generally a nice guy - so who says nice guys finish last?
In his own words, he describes his Canuck-lustiness:
Do you work out or are you naturally hot?
Like to be active playing sport and trying new ones... and definitely like to be challenged! Go to gym, play hockey, golf, surf... eager to get better and whatever it is that I do, sure can always improve, otherwise I'd rather be six feet under!
Do you have any hidden talents?
Got too many to have any hidden.
Do you have any irrational fears, like being scared of clowns?
Inability to innovate... other than that, kinda weird, have nightmares of having my golf clubs taken.
What's on your iPod?
Variety is key but this song is continuously playing: "Handlebars" by Flobots.
MySpace or Facebook?
MySpace (Frenchy) www.myspace.com/martinpettigrew
McCain or Obama?
Obama.
What turns you on?
Definitely like a smart-looking arrogant woman that sometimes looks untouchable.
What turns you off?
The ultimate turn-off could be a dirty bearded tobacco chewing female!
What is one thing that you'd change about the Grand Strand?
Lot of things, undeniably ready for numerous rumors of opening the ice rink to finally occur... also, curiously like to see the effect of casinos in Myrtle!
Do you have any tattoos, and if so, where are they located and what do they depict?
No.