Thursday, Oct. 08, 2009
bartender: Jeff Sasher, 31
where: Shamrock's Sports Pub & Grill
Photo by Mandy Kinseth
Jeff Sasher at Shamrock's Sports Pub & Grill.
Jeff's Signature Drink:
Jeff Special(16 oz. drink with rums, vodkas, Chambord and sour mix)
Question: If you could do anything in the world, what would it be? Answer: I'd be the King of the World and run a bar.
What kind of bar? I want to open a place called the Man Cave. It'd be a bar at a mall where men can drink while women shop. What's your thought on Hooters? Lovely place.
If there's a Hooters for men to go to, should there be a similar-type establishment for women called Peckers? Sure, why not?
Do you serve women with big hooters quicker? Yes - they seem to grab my attention first.
What's the best thing about your job? It's a good time. I can relax, be at a bar and drink.
What's the best thing about Shamrock's? Great place, great people, and Jeff's Angels (the female staff).
When you drink here, do you get the luck of the Irish? No. If it wasn't for bad luck, I wouldn't have any luck at all.
Would you rather lose all your fingers or all your toes? All my toes. I can't pick up my Budweiser with my feet.
Have you ever painted a woman's toes? No.
What's your thought on foot fetishes? Feet stink. Why would you want to mess with them?.
On a woman, do you prefer bare feet, sneakers or heels? Stiletto heels, unless it makes her taller than me. What's worse: a person with smelly hair or smelly feet? Smelly feet, for sure.
What's the craziest thing you've seen at a bar? I could write a 600-page book about things I've seen at the bar.
What's the craziest thing you've done at a bar? Piss in a garbage can while working at a previous bar. I was too busy to get away.
How did you get the nickname "Scratcher"? Someone called me that because of my last name, and it stuck.
If you were stranded on an island, what three things would you want to have? Booze, cigarettes and hookers.
What's your favorite line? "Hey, Lady!"
What's your favorite drink? Bud in a bottle.
Why are you a good bartender? I'm friendly, happy and nice.