Thursday, Nov. 05, 2009
Bartender: Tim "Rocco" Harlow, 35
ROCCO'S
SIGNATURE DRINK:
Jameson
(Fill glass, shoot, REPEAT!)
WHERE: Gilligan's Steamer and Raw Bar
QUESTION | What did you dress up as for Halloween?
ANSWER | A super-cool dad with a 5-year-old.
Trick or treat? Trick.
What's the nastiest or funniest trick you've ever played on someone? It involved donuts.
If you could sail, would you be a fisherman or a pirate? Definitely a pirate.
Have you ever been fishing? If so, what was your best catch? A buzz.
Did you used to French roll your pants (peg leg)? Unfortunately.
How many times have you been to a strip club? No comment.
Have you ever busted anyone with a flask at your bar? Yes.
Is screwing your way to the top acceptable? As long as it doesn't harm kids or old farts. Anything is acceptable to get to the top.
Would you rather bartend indoors or outdoors? Indoors.
Would you rather lick a rabbit on its lips or lick a donkey's behind? Rabbit.
It happens... but how can the men's bathroom line be longer than the women's line? Bad habits.
Why do men propose on one knee? Momentary lapse of reason.
Do you drink at work or work while you drink? Depends what time I wake up.
Do you think they should lower the drinking age? It should be the same age you are allowed to kill for your country.
How old were you when you had your first sip? Third grade.
Have you ever tasted a drink before you served it? Of course - quality control.
Have you ever had a fake ID? Never needed one.
Do you feel like recycling is really a good idea?In theory, yes.
Would you throw trash out the window if you knew no one was watching? No.